"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding."

-Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via iamcode)
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reattachment:

If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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f0ndly:

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